When you are sitting at home and there’s an earthquake and you are like OMG and you look on facebook and nobody made a status about it and you start to think you are crazy and hallucinating things and then you refresh facebook 5 minutes later and your whole newsfeed is screaming “EARTHQUAKE!”

Like, really guys. Either make your status change early enough to make me believe I’m not hallucinating minor natural disasters (is that an oxymoron?), make it something more creative than “EARTHQUAKE!”, or don’t do it at all…